Betty: Go on, say something.
David: Hi, welcome everyone.
Betty: Tell them about you.
David: Isn't it giving out my story?
Betty: But you have to say something.
David: Hello, sorry. This is the first blog, I don't know what to say except thank you. Thank you for reading this. For crossing my path.
-- David looks at Betty--
Betty (*whispers*): That's very good. Maybe a little more?
David: Uhm, thank you very much. Welcome to our blog.
David: Why do I have to be the first one?
Betty: Duh, because you're the first character of the first book.
David: I should insist on Brigitte doing this.
David: Welcome everyone. Again. Feel free to leave comment. I and others will come back for more updates. Thank you.