"Hell no." Rick responded curtly, glaring at the picture. "I vote we should burn it."
"Now now, why waste such a gift. Every gift is precious." Dave laughed.
"You can keep it if you want, I don't mind at all." Rick replied sweetly.
"Oh, Rick, you still haven't said thank." Brig commented.
"Betty thanked him enough."
"Who's him?" Dave quirked an eyebrow.
"Oh, a sweet guy named Zen777. Rick, he likes you a lot." Betty smiled.
"Yeah, it shows. This is adding to my embarassment. I thought he said he could be my twin. What kind of twin that embarasses the other, huh? The evil twin!"
"Gee, chill, Rick. But artfully speaking, the picture is still very beautiful!"
"Uh-huh, I can see the Kitty's butts!"
"Kinky?" Marge laughed.
"Now, Rick, be nice and say thanks." Betty snorted.
"No. You already did. No need for it."
"Come on, this is clearly not a gift to give a man with such masculine charm like me. His name is Zen, right? He doesn't seem to grasp the concept of masculinity and feminity."
"Hey, there's no definition of masculinity or feminity. And there's no definition that specify the association with Hello Kitty."
"Well, looking at the cat with the stupid bow on its hairless head, you think it looks masculine or feminine?"
"The black cat looks a bit masculine." Dave pointed out.
"Yeah, appeals to your girly side."
"Guys go bald, so its hairless head might suggest masculinity." Marge argued.
"Men don't use bows to cover their bald heads."
"Well, most don't." Betty laughed.
"Exactly, the only case you see a bow on a man's head is when he is decapitated and the killer send his head as a gift to his enemy."
"Woa, too much horror or mob movies!"
"I think you overreact for this."
"Overreact. A guy with a name Zen should be more considerate."
"Rick, the definition of Zen is 'a form of Buddhism which developed in Japan and which emphasizes that religious knowledge is achieved through emptying the mind of thoughts and giving attention to only one thing, rather than by reading religious writings.'" Marge looked up in dictionary. "He obviously paid attention to details and about you. I say he's very considerate."
"I say not!"
"I say yes! He found a perfect Hello Kitty pic that was both cute and devious. He clearly found his Zen humor here. I say yes!" Betty laughed.
All but Rick raised their hands. "Yes!"
"This is not an election."
"No, we're keeping it :P"
"I hate you!" Rick stormed off.
-------Betty's note: look below for the mentioned picture. Thank you Zen!!! :D ------------